"Lembit Öpik is well known as a conscientious and hard working MP."
"Hundreds of people at the Liberal Democrat Party conference have required medical treatment after being exposed to a Hello! magazine double page spread in which the meteor-fixated MP Lembit Öpik is pictured embracing girlfriend Gabriela Irimina of pop duo The Cheeky Girls."
"Wun evening we had 3 bats fly by, and Dexter his pik is my avatar clapped his paws together at them."