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"June 10, 2008 at 6:26 pm wai dunt yoo taek ur kitteh tu deh shelr wif yoo tew lokking at teh kittehs and see yif derz wun hee warmz upto?"
"When the lady of the castle hints that he should have asked for a kiss, Gawain says he couldn't possibly, "For that durst I do not, lest I devayed were:/If I were werned, I were wrang, iwysse, yif I profered.""