"He wuzzent as bad as his growwwl… reeeally *hidesowldscarsonhandsbehinback* I lubs awl orinj ones:"
"June 5, 2010 at 9:07 pm is ok nc! ai wuzzent upsettid. ai had furgettid abowt dat epeesode."
"July 27, 2009 at 7:50 pm wuzzent kwite bak in teh 1800s butt az a kidlit ai uzed tew git mai Nana pritty cloth hankies at teh five an ten (mai aige, let meh sho u it) an stitchify hurr nishils awn dem (ai jus uzed thred, nawt anee critters hayre)."