"May 14, 2009 at 10:19 am um….here is nuvver idee….trap him an git him newtered (unless him gots a kollar, as far as yew no, he is straycat)…den he will nawt want tu wander an fite for girlkittehs….it workt for me…big ole boikat alwais fiten wif teh udders….borrowt a drop trap, got him fixt (and hims shots, too)…now, dere be peece in teh naborhud!"
"I tihnk I wuz hauntid by a kitteh wear I workt am a VetTek fur awhyle."
"And all that day did be utter happy, whilst that we workt; for we to be together."