Definition of "woodchipper" [woodchipper]

• A power-driven machine for cutting wood into chips. (noun)

American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright (c) 2011 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.

• "Obviously, I reserve the right to dutifully report whether the whole thing devolves into something else -- like a massive call to sell Amway products or an urging that I jump into a woodchipper to save the Harry Reid campaign, or something."
• "And we will all be quite greatful as soon as you throw yourself into a woodchipper"
• "Did Obama bring a ceremonial woodchipper for the backstabbing reichwing GNOPers to shake hands with?"