"Bathed, shaved and clothed in a clean nightshirt, he was a very different looking person from the ragged and semi-delirious wild man they had carried in earlier."
"The Wade Boggs adultery scandal, the Steve Garvey paternity scandal, the Pete Rose gambling scandal, the Luis Polonia she-was-fifteen-going-on-twenty-nine scandal, the George Steinbrenner-Howie Spira payola scandal, the Al Campanis “Am I an idiot or what?” scandal, the Rob Dibble wild man with a fastball scandals, the Roger Clemens “Read My Lips” scandal, numerous Jose Canseco driving scandals, and illegal substance scandals galore."
"But Charlie was like a wild man in a hellified stupor, and he fought the she-lion tooth and nail."