"The nawte barn a 118 yeer awld red barn iz nao the place where interesting an verree popular partiez ar held – offen fur no reeson whatsomever!"
"A berre stranj thing fur sumwun hoo will jump up awn ene okkasion whatsomever an gib a speech – offen fur no reeson wahtebber!"
"That very week he sent for a barrel-organ that would play two-and-twenty new psalm-tunes, so exact and particular that, however sinful inclined you was, you could play nothing but psalm-tunes whatsomever."