"And I am totally amazed when two-eared people can tell from sound where they dropped a penny."
"We need not follow in detail his voyage; it will suffice to say that on his arrival, after a long parley with the maiden daughter of Tuoni, the king of the island, beer was brought to him in a two-eared tankard."
"In this corner was a large two-eared earthen vessel, brimful of the wine of seduction, which sublime to their mouths they advanced and long-breathed potations exhausted, crying: "Everything is good in its turn; the hours of business are past -- come on with the gift which fortune bestows; let us mitigate the toils of the night and smooth the forehead of care.""