Definition of "toupeed" []

• Wearing a toupee. (adjective)

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• "I'll sprinkle glitter all over the toupeed Heritage Foundation Glitteratti."
• "When we last left our hero, he had survived a horrible snubbing by toupeed Priceline.com pitchman and former stock-holding billionaire WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER, only to be verbally attacked by a disgruntled Star Trek fan."
• "But the alleged $6 million asking price and, according to Mr. Chalfant, the toupeed one's global appeal, will probably necessitate what he referred to as "an investment in world rights by a multinational entity.""