"Sacred to the memory of James Nicholson, late stuard of William and"
"Maybe he could try the AFL, they have plenty of cash for NRL traitors according to 2days sunday telegraph will chambers will look good in a blue n white jersey to replace over payed indris and also mail is wolfman dave willams may join the club and ricky stuard and noody will fix up issuses that they had a few years back looking good lets hope theses announcements are a dune deal"
"I told the stuard that I had bowght the howse of Mr. Mark Perpoynt, and he desyred to see the note of his copy, and so I did."