"That year much of Europe was suffering from starv ..."
"Rite, becaws teh owls donut delibber teh groceries, ai must go to teh soopermarket becaws we has no noms in teh hows at AWL an if ai duz nawt get up awf my a*** we will awl starv to deff."
"August 9, 2008 at 9:57 am sew iz it ‘feed a feevr, starv a cowld’ oar udder wai roun?"