"Iz annoy me dai. ai rite heer nd nawt be sined in. wy dey sine me owt? wile aim heer den wil aks kemstreeteechur tu du da stoont bruning wif asidz so nawt tu smoak up da air fur us tu breve. k? thx."
"I yoosed teh ubben foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem teh uthur nite……an set awf teh smoak alarm!"
"Izz dem fingies enneefing laik leffhanded smoak shifturz adn bakun stretchurz?"