"My gole wuz tu get hur playin wiff dem, but moss ob teh tym nao sheel wawk up, strech-skritch awn teh post, kazhullee bat at a maus until it fawlz awf, dek stryk a poze adn “mew” fur hur treet."
"Adn itz wun ob teh fyoo playsiz sheel sit awn mai lap fur petz."
"She will win I traydz it awn Deva 4 anuvver D-Hopper, cuz sheel c it at da Bazaar n jess gotta haz it…"