"Lord Sandwich is come back into the Downes with only eight sayle, which is or may be a prey to the Dutch, if they knew our weakness and inability to set out any more speedily."
"My Lord Sandwich is come back into the Downes with only eight sayle, which is or may be a prey to the Dutch, if they knew our weakness and inability to set out any more speedily."
"Adn dont furrgit, at teh edn of teh munf, teh Ewww Esss Postlol Serbise will be habbin teh kitteh adn puppeh stamps foar sayle!"