"Note 3: "so si bettete an irem büchlin, so wart es ir ettwan guldin in iren henden, die büchstaben vnd alles samet, vnd werete das alle die wile so si bettete.""
"Identifying me as prof samet, dept of english, it was emblazoned with the belligerent Academy crest of Pallas Athena and the microscopic words civilian service, a designation that turns out to be a statement of the obvious: if you aren't in uniformeven in civilian clothes most cadets and officers give themselves away by their bearing, their haircuts, and their fashion choicesit is pretty clear what you are."
"Its time to upgetthefuckoverit! yahoo search results look like googles OMG! worlds gonna implode people. reply samet"