"Tahereh said ... im so apauled im shuttering in my boots. ppl should relly learn to spell write cuz its not fare to the wrest of us that spend so much time proofreeding our righting. omfg all redy."
"And, frankly, Hillary's campaign couldn't be any more grating at this point than if she were to launch an ad claiming "Mesa no think da bama redy 3 a.m.!""
"Day mus be gettin redy for flipin to da udder side."