"Because she's marrying into the highest possible society, Kate will not wear the traditional garter belt for William to seductively strip off her leg in between the Yorkshire and plum-pudding courses and toss to the present bachelors, according to early indications from royal watchers."
"If you put out your hand to get a plum-pudding and shut it again, you could be sure it was a plum-pudding you had hold of."
"One among them all, perhaps -- if they could be expected to eat Napoleon cakes at all after plum-pudding."