"Pe: ffayth but I knowe some Ladyes that wilbee soe much of ye wench with their Husband, that thou would prove at best but a could Mouldy Pye, and this in playne Englishe is true."
"Not to mention Mimi Cutter ' s stylist, Flamenco, who ' s supposed to be Brazilian but sounds like Herv é Villechaize exclaiming De playne, de playne!"
"Ib U goez bai playne ebin Buywai Ayrlynz U goes obur Skye & iz 2 far awai 2 see."