"(For those wondering: Captian Jack, John Gristleback, Horus Greenbeard, and Tom "pegleg" Waits)."
"Reminds me of the one about the Pirate explaining how he got the pegleg, the hook, and the eye patch."
"Not to worry, he amputated his own leg at the knee, fashioned a pegleg for himself, and in a subsequent bar brawl with four men, took off the pegleg and killed two of the men with the wooden leg."