"The prisoner, who had been removed during the deliberation, was brought in and "His nails upon his fingers were riven and pulled off with an instrument, called in Scottish a 'turkas,' which in England we call a 'payre' or 'pincers' and under everie nayle there was thrust in two needles over, even up to the heads."
"May 22, 2010 at 8:44 am ai gotsa stai owt uv teh doller stoar…ai maid a kwik run tew pik up wun payre uv flip flops an ended up spendin ober twenny munnies"
"Ai keep gettin kikked awf lyke a old stinkee payre ov lowfurs!"