"Kittehz ar nebber ownd, but u may inbyte wun tu joyn u in ur lyfe."
"Konga ratz on bean ownd bai a beautimaus Kali kho!"
"WRr, yew can has tax credit iffn yew has primary residens by November 30 ub dish year, an yew nawt haz ownd a primary residens fur free yeers bai the date yew moob in an make it yer primary residens."