"Ebrywun is welcom to joyn in, butt! nowun is oh blyjed to attend awl parts – Ai canute eben garantee that Ai will be at orl parts, tho Ai wud lub to bee!"
"Ai haz a hongree afta orl dis fuud tork, and am goin upthred fur sum cawfee and den bak heer fur a wimpehburga."