Definition of "oner" []

• An extraordinary individual. (noun)
• A small marble of little worth in children's games. (noun)
• A conker that has won one match. (noun)

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• ""Befo 'I pernounces de benediction, I wants ter' spress de thanks o 'dis chu'ch ter de' oner'ble visitor wha 'set' isse'f so modes 'in de las' pew dis evenin ', _an' den sen 'up de bigges' conterbutiom_, fulfillin 'de words o' de Scripture, which say _de las 'shill be fus' an 'de fus' shill be las_ '."
• "All the other characters get an episode each, but we'll get the Asian and the gay out of the way in a oner."
• "March 18th, 2008 at 2: 12 pm solid dude oner says: who would have guessed that writer of the boondocks comic is a fat white guy? he makes bret ratner look like kate moss."