"Obama stated earlier he would talk to everyone so neive."
"Then tongue, neive, and cudgel, she 'll lay on me sairly."
"O, its a lachin teeklesome sicht for sure -- an 'then hee'l thud, thud, thud his wee bit neive' ith shouther 'oth collie, an' steek his toes in his side, just for a 'the world like a Newmarket jockey, an' then hee'l turn him roon behint-afore an 'play treeks, till collie gerns at him; an' then beway"