"I know it sounds like concern trollery, but I can just picture certain no-brained NAMBLA-linking bloggers calling the mounties to claim you've threatened the PM's life and demanding an investigation."
"do you think maybe that the more important thing about this article is those 'mounties' police on the horses? i've seen them before in yingko."
"Led by that sophisticated fleet of mounties, who clearly weren't policing her fashion, although they themselves looked smart and patriotic, Mrs. Harper committed some serious fashion faux pas."