"Whiche yf ye now refuse and. deny I must remit my [?] to GOD, adding this for conclusioun, that commonlie it is sein that such as luf not the counsall of the faithfull (appear it never so scharp) are compelled to follow the Deceat of flatteraris to thair owen perdition."
"April 30, 2010 at 4:59 am ohai ocm! its lubberly tu sea yu tu! ai luf cheezland sowwy fur ownlee jst replying tu yur msg – ai ownlee jst seed it!"
"Oui ar all enli.. enlited… noes bettah bout luf fur habing bin luffed by da littidl ones."