"Den it must be legalised, notarised, apostillised, blessed bai teh Pope an buried in a lockd filing cabinet in teh basement behind a sine sayin “Beware of teh lepard” foar three munfs."
"Deh has deh tiggurs and deh lions and deh lepard babbehs, and some peeps can pet an snorgul dem."
"Ifn he wuz a lepard, cud say “Owt, owt dam spots!”"