"Most people approach their to-do list like it's a box of chocolates (and not in the somewhat endearing Forest Gump "lefe is leke a bax o 'chokolates" way.)"
"All American W-2 workers should quit working for several weeks/months and cut off DC's lefe blood, taxes."
"'Go pype in an ivy lefe,' Monsieur Mustard-seed, or 'blow the bukkes' horne. '"