"Round and round the bramble bush the students go, driven mad by The Bluebook's arcane, arbitrary rules and epicyclical structure."
"But we can surely entertain its possibility if we drop two old ideas: the Augustinian nostrum that original sin is personal guilt—which the Magisterium, expressing itself through the CCC, has done cf. §404-405—and the long-popular, epicyclical alternative that a state of purely natural happiness is in store for infants who die unbaptized."
"The moons, of those solar planets which have them, represent the epi-epicyclical orbits of the Ptolemaic theory."