"Near the spill site, researchers have documented a massive die-off of pyrosomes - cucumber-shaped, gelatinous organisms fed on by endangered sea turtles."
"Just about anything cucumber-shaped that's small enough and easy to clean has been put in a vagina."
"But how much worse it is to be a hungry person where food is so scarce that you "break off a spiny, cucumber-shaped stalk from this succulent plant, feed on its milky center so you will have the energy to set off on a long hunt unencumbered by hunger pangs.""