"The choice of the coude for the UCTBFHD is a nod of solidarity and support to those survivors of the cancer community."
"If you're going to drink your own urine then don't forget your sterile technique when inserting the coude for the Urophagia Bladder Free Cameltoe Hydration Device, UBFCHD"
"Yf yt wolde plesen thee, ich coude take ydown the shirte, or make sum maner of message to clarifie to myn buyeres that the shirte ys yn no waye liverie of thyn affinitee."