Definition of "carpetmuncher" []

• One who performs cunnilingus. (noun)
• A lesbian. (noun)

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• "Marilyn Manson married a carpetmuncher who makes lesbian sex tapes."
• "But it's not about the taxes, it's about the SPENDING, no matter how much PMSNBC's carpetmuncher lies through her teeth."
• "This carpetmuncher-in-training is only good for one thing … and I'll let you figure that out."