"Why once at a byker rally I had Cindy rub herself with burgers while the bykers licked her, I was really excited by all the greasy, burgers, but the onions and dill pickle is what really got me going …. ooops, speaking of going, I just went …. diaper change isle Johnny."
"De wun hu wares de byker levverz adn iz tuff az nayles, hu gibs me ruffly-furs dat feel soooo gud wit a laff dat mayks de crowz cawz"
"Ai sedded taht fings R gud, n dat wii habbing a gud skankal, wif top-sekrit documints adn sex adn a byker gang!"