"Ai sent him a fankyoo card at in december dat had a teeny kitten onnit waring teh teeny boxershorts and looking ohsocute and sumwat annoyed. it sayd ‘reel friends put up with a lot’."
"The 'Is-that-actually-true' world cup story of the day: Dutch fans being forced to remove their trousers and watch the game in their underwear and boxershorts because their trousers had the name of another beer on them and not the official beer sponsor which is budweiser if I recall correctly."
"Fashion My girlfriend has allowed me to wear windpants, but she said I am complaining to much so now I am only allowed to wear two pairs of boxershorts!"