"If this "vaccum" device existed, I'd be swimming in media right now because every fish I catch would be instantly blown-up to record size."
"They look modern because they are eccentric, such as Marni's off-kilter rounded lines and Prada's blown-up plaids, or they are made of extraordinary materials."
"Since the various Smithsonian museums don't want to impinge on each other's territory, there wasn't much about the space program beyond a few blown-up newspaper articles about the moon landings, but the headline "Earthlings Turn Into Lunatics" was pretty amusing anyway."