Definition of "barded" [bard•ed]

• Accoutered with defensive armor (adjective)
• Wearing rich caparisons. (adjective)

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• "Following written instructions the kitchen staff then "barded" my crispy flesh with sliced fatback using twine and slow roasted my carcass at 275 for two hours."
• "As a woman who can appreciate a great jug appearance from time to time, I can't help but feel like I'm being boob-barded with images of Katy Perry's damn near perfect breasts (I've not seen them out of clothes, which is why I can't definitely label them as "perfect")."
• "As a woman who can appreciate a great jug appearance from time to time, I can't help but feel like I'm being boob-barded with images of Katy Perry's damn near perfect breasts I've not seen them out of clothes, which is why I can't definitely label them as "perfect"."