"A ton of misinformation by BFalcon on Saturday, May 9, 2009 at 2: 08: 30 PM aucht nicht by William Whitten on Saturday, May 9, 2009 at 10: 26: 17 PM"
"We was gey gled we gaed doon early, for the hall was foo juist in a clap; an 'gin aucht o'clock, Sandy tells me, they were offerin' half-a-croon to get their lug to the keyhole."
"D'ye mean to tell me that Mysie 'ill be dwanged trailin' throo a 'eternity wi' a bit bairnie aucht days auld, an 'it never gettin' even the lenth o 'bein' doakit, lat aleen growin 'up to be able to tak' care o'ts sel?"