Definition of "lugholes" [lugholes]

• Plural form of lughole. (noun)

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• "If only life's lottery had spat me out in Mogadishu with AK-47 crossfire whistling past my lugholes; instead I'm forced to live here in Broken Britain St Albans enduring this misery of 'slightly late Ocado orders', 'haphazard grammar in public signage', and long nights trolling the local gazette's letters page about 'chaotic council wheelie bin collection timetables'."
• "Its gloriously fractured lyrics sound like an episode of Multi-Coloured Swap Shop played through a rickety projector on the inside of David Lynch's mind – "Give me your brittle heart and ashtray eyes, I'll give you carpet burns and a slanted life" – and it's swept along by a yearning, tumescent melody that quietly sneaks in your lugholes like warm velvet and wafts about airily as though it had been there all along."
• "Some now offer health treatments, and there is even an "ear cleaning cafe", where you lay your head in the lap of a pretty lady while she extracts wax from your lugholes."