"He used a “K” for cold spot, a nod to kald, the Norwegian word for cold."
"Alsew, it b kald “Hawpee Meel” doo too teh hawppin."
"Ai havd a storeebook kald ‘teh wyde-awayk angel’ wen Ai wuz reel liddl, en we kald teh kitteh dat en it stuk. she wuz 16-en-a-haf wen she goed to teh bridg en she wuz a good kitteh."