"When I embarked upon my mission, I failed to realize the amount of energy it takes to jump out of bed three times every night and dash around all day to complete the never-ending baby-tending chores."
"The words seemed to jump out at me: John Marcus, 67, of Gulfstone and Opal, New York, died Tuesday at Binghamton Hospital Binghamton, New York. . ."
"Apparently a seriously worried kakapo will sometimes run up a tree and jump out of it, whereupon it flies like a brick and lands in a graceless heap on the ground."