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Use "haemorrhoid" in a sentence
"I don't want to purchase a sandwich in the same place people are getting haemorrhoid cream."
"The Anglican Church of Canada is shrinking faster than a haemorrhoid in an argon laser."
"Silly me, here I was thinking that the links in your text would just lead to some annoying irrelevant advertising, but to my surprise I was directed to what looks like a Turkish manufacturer of haemorrhoid cream."