"Smudgie…trun on teh sqwakiy noizy bawx teh TB gibs him a kan ub beeeeer adn a pizza and meebbeh juan ub tehm gurly magz. dat usually calmz the hoomanz down!"
"Sawed 8 week old gurly kitten a week ago and WANT, WANT, WANTED 2 adowpt."
"Adn yu still gotz enuff hayrs tu play wif wen yu feelz liek beeing gurly butt snerk short enuff tu bi eezy"