"_Jumowah_, at nine rupees per biggah, which is very easily effected if the planter is not very vigilant, he is obliged to maintain an extensive and imposing establishment of servants, not only to enforce the sowings, weeding, and cutting, but also to look after his khoonte, and protect it from being destroyed by bullocks and grass cutters, or from being ploughed up clandestinely by the"
"January 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm i tells yu, i is seyin evah sinse i saw all dose bebbeh pandas as how dey is takin ovah teh worldz. now dey is biggah and so is takin ovah even moar worldz. we iz doomed. but we is enjoyin our doomz! is cuterest doomz evah!"
"January 13, 2008 at 2:13 am but ai fink …..biggah, meenah, kitteh neededed fur dat……dis behbeh kitn iz jest too sweetest fur teh paw swipez……."