"So it is not like American stoodents half to wurry about lerning math or sience bee coz there are no more jobs for them in those catergorrees anyways."
"April 12, 2010 at 8:39 pm i has liddle debbie swiss cake rollz, lefted-ober treets frum owr fambly meeting tongite. dont wurry, in cheezland all teh calrees an sugars fall aowt an just teh yummy goodness remains."
"Ai nawt wurry abawt whut ennywun luks liek awn teh aowtsied."