"They leg it, cackling and snorty, so I go to fetch Frank to clean up the red gloop before people start slipping on it for compo, but Frank's door's locked and no one knows where he's gone."
"Then after me it was right old Dim should have his turn, which he did in a beasty snorty howly sort of a way with his Peebee Shelley maskie taking no notice, while I held on to her."
"If you notice the camerawork is a bit shaky and there are some snorty, chokey sounds in the background, it's because he let me hold the Flip camera and I was kinda laughing."