"May 28, 2010 at 11:58 am aww, html fayle, wuz posed tew bee big print *powts*"
"August 12, 2009 at 6:18 am o deer. tahts wai ai uzulee jus look at teh fayle pics an doan reed teh posts. nawt tew bee sad {{{{AfriCat}}}} ur bak inna happee plaise naow"
"Tomorry – Git teh kitteh dresst difinit fayle nawt werth ebben tryin!"