"And no amount of wine, scotch, ripple, ny-quil, Old Spice cologne, prescription pills that belong to your dog, illicit drugs, or liquid detergent will make that pain go away."
"Is rocking aero extensions on a 7" quil stem like putting a ribbed profilactic on a 4" johnson?"
"Derek does what i could never attempt to do with the quil, and i leave that to him."