"October 22, 2008 at 7:04 am muhahaha…teh nayle trimmers of DOOM!"
"Furr starturz, wii wheel nayle ur tong tu teh taybul…den wii wheel letz whoolii bare catahrapillurrz wawx akrost it wif buutz ahn"
"Also, ai luvs teh wai joo co-ordinated joor nayle varnish to match herz coate! aim shoor awl the luv joove gibben her will result in joo havvin teh berry happi lief toggedder."