"You look better uncaffienated, first thing in the morning, than I do post-afternoon nap when the huz is taking care of the kids and I’ve just taken a shower."
"It's no easy for the like o 'huz' at has but a but an 'a ben (outer and inner room), to unnerstan' hoo ye fill sic a muckle place as yon."
"Most of the time I like things just as they are, but once a year or so, the huz and I indulge in what we call, ‘Our suburban wet dream.’"