Definition of "golfclub" [golfclub]

• An implement used by a golfer to hit a golf ball. (noun)

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• "On a positive note, that golfclub sure is straightening out Michelle Wie's terrible hook."
• "If I could stroke her hair, even knowing that if I did that 5 burly Indian cops would beat my face in with a golfclub, I'd do it anyways, even though I'd be spitting out teeth like Chicklets for the next week."
• "If anyone sees that parasite who invented daylight saving and then forcibly applied it to the Australian Capital Territory, would you kindly beat him to death with a golfclub for me?"